Muffy: See all my pretty ribbons, Brody? See the pretty blue and white ones? Those are my “Best of Winners” ribbons. Do you know what means, Brody? It means I am prettier than you!
Brody: I don’t want to be pretty, Muffy. I am a boy, and I am handsome! I even got to be a “Preserve Wiener” this weekend. Michelle the Handler said that the judd was really watching me.
Muffy: You know, Brody, I’ve told you before that the correct term is “Reserve Winner”. It means you weren’t quite pretty enough to be the Winner. Too bad.
Brody: But Muffy, if you were Best of Winners, why weren’t you Best of Breed?
Muffy: I wasn’t Best of Breed because there was some other old champion dog there. I felt sorry for her ’cause she was so old and decrepit. She was like 3 years old. Eew!
Brody: How did you know her name was Dee? What did Dee keep? Why did she keep it?
Muffy: Brody, the word is “decrepit” not “Dee kept it”. You need to read more books so your vocabulary grows.
Brody: I’m just waiting for my chest and butt to grow so I can become a winner.
Muffy: If you live that long and Mom doesn’t give you away.
Brody: Why would Mom give me away? I’m a goooood boooy!
Muffy: ‘Cause you almost ordered a movie using the ‘mote while she and I were out on my walk. I heard her tell Dad about it. You took the TV ‘mote controller and pushed all of the buttons until you came up with a Pay-Per-View movie. And I don’t think it was rated PG.
Brody: What does PG mean?
Muffy: It means Puppy Girls can watch it. You picked one that was rated “R” which means that only Really old dogs can watch it. You would have owed Mom $4.99. That is almost how much a bag of Charlie Bear treats cost.
Brody: But I don’t have any money. How could I have paid Mom?
Muffy: You couldn’t have. So Mom would have had the police come to throw you in jail. You would have been a felon.
Brody: You mean I would have turned into a cat?
Muffy: No, you DUMMY! It’s felon, not feline!
Brody: MOM…Muffy called me a dummy!
Me: Muffy Lin…Have you been teasing your brother AGAIN!
Muffy: No, Mom! I just asked him if he would like something “yummy”! Shhhh…Come on, Brody…I will go open up the pantry door and you can jump up and grab the bag of Charlie Bears!
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