Brody: Hey, Muffy! Why do you look so sad?
Muffy: Mom left for Convention today. We won’t get to see her until late next Sunday.
Brody: What’s “Con-bench-un”? Is it like a “Bench” show where we have to stay on the show grounds so people can come and see us on display? I like those. Especially when the little kids come to see us!
Muffy: It’s not “Con-bench-un”, it’s C-O-N-V-E-N-T-I-O-N. It’s when she gets to be with all of her Stampin’ Up! friends and learn new things and see new products!
Brody: Do little kids come and see her?
Muffy: No, Brody, little kids do not come and see her. She sees people like Mary Fish and Mike Funke.
Brody: That is so cool! She bought me a fish after I saw the vet the last time. And remember the monkey we got at the Marshalltown show. Maybe she will bring us home a fish and a monkey!
Muffy: For such having such big ears, you only hear what you want to hear. It is FUN-KEE, not monkey.
Brody: Oh! Well, maybe she will bring us back a toy anyway.
Muffy: I don’t think so. She said she was going to be bringing back stamp sets and lots of new ideas. She also talked about visiting the place where they make the stamps and meeting with someone named Shelli. Because Mom recruited Brittney in April, Mom gets to go on a VIP tour and go to a VIP room where they have treats.
Brody: Maybe Mom will bring us home some treats. That’s almost as good as getting toyz.
Muffy: She can’t bring us treats. They are only for the VIP recruiter people.
Brody: Is VIP like having Champion before your name. Our furry dad has Champion in front of his name. Maybe Mom will be in a Parade of Champions, like at the American Boxer Club show.
Muffy: Well, she will be marching across the Stage at Convention because of her Stampin’ Up! sales. That is kind of cool.
Brody: Will she get a blue ribbon for that?
Muffy: No, but she will get another stamp set and she gets to walk with her good friend Ginger from Montana.
Brody: Wow! Does Ginger know Hannah Montana? And how do you know so much about Stampin’ Up! and Conbenchun, Muffy?
Muffy: I want to be a Stampin’ Up! demonstrator when I grow up. Right now they have a $99 Starter Kit Special. You can read more about it HERE, Brody.
Brody: No I can’t…I can’t use the ‘puter very well. My feet are too big.
Muffy: Well your brain certainly isn’t. Are you squinting at me? Hmmm…Are you squinting at me?
Brody: MOM! MOM!
Muffy: Mom can’t protect you now…What?
DAD: Muffy Lin Schach, quit picking on your brother this minute! And who gave you permission to be on MY computer? No treats for you!
Muffy: Gotta run, Mom’s Stamping Friends. Stayed tuned for reports…maybe! My Mom took her ‘puter with her.


























