The Twins have been bugging me to let them talk about their birthday and their latest shows. Who am I to argue with two puppies on a mission? Boxers are so determined. Here they are!
Muffy: I love birthdays! We got birthday cookies with frosting. Mine had pink frosting and Brody’s had blue frosting. And…
Brody: Muffy, I want to talk about my own burfday cookie!
Muffy: Oh, all right you whiner!
Brody: Mine had blue frosting.
Muffy: Anything else you want to say about your cookie?
Brody: No.
Muffy: What a waste of time, Brody! I already told Mom’s stampin’ friends that your’s had blue frosting.
Brody: But I wanted to tell them. It was my cookie!
Mom: Twins! Either get on with the post, or I am going to write it myself! And Muffy, let your brother be the alpha dog for a change.
Muffy: Yes, Mom. See what you caused Brody! Anyway, we got our birthday cookies. They were made especially for us. They were shaped like little birthday cakes. We also get to eat “big dog” food now, because we are…big dogs.
Brody: Yeah…and you have greenie beanies mixed in with yours ’cause I heard Mom say you were fat!
Muffy: I am not fat Brody! I am muscular! At least I don’t have to have yogurt mixed in with mine like you do!
Brody: The yogurt has stuff that’s good for my digesteratory system.
Muffy: You mean digestive system.
Brody: That’s what I said…digesteracation system. I want to talk about all of the pretty ribbons I won this weekend in Mishy-gan.
Muffy: Michigan
Brody: Yep…Mishy-gan. I won my classes and got blue ribbons. Lots of people saw me and the Judd said I had a pretty head.
Muffy: Once again Brody, I don’t think Naomi and Wynonna were there.
Brody: Who are they, Muffy? Do they live in Mishy-gan?
Muffy: Let’s talk about MY ribbon, Brody! I won the biggest ribbon ever! It is sooo pretty! It has pink and purple, my two favorite colors, in it. I know they made it just for me! Read what it says, Brody. Let me spell it out for you. B-E-S-T I-N S-H-O-W! Do you know what that means, Brody? Hmm???
Brody: No, I don’t Muffy, but I am sure you are going to tell me.
Muffy: Of course I am. What would you do without me? It means that I won Best of Breed, then I won the Group, and then I was selected the top dog out of all the dogs. It means I am so much prettier than you.
Mom: Muffy Lin! Stop it right now. First of all, yes, you were Best in Show and you got a fabulous ribbon. But Muffy, this was a small show and it was different from the other shows you have been in.
Muffy: How was it different, Mom? There were judges and other dogs and I ran in the ring and I stood still and looked pretty. I do that part really well.
Mom: This was a United Kennel Club show, not an American Kennel Club show. All of your other shows have been AKC shows. This small show was perfect for your brother since he isn’t quite as mature as other boy Boxers his age.
Muffy: You can say that again, Mom!
Yes…The Twins are now eating adult dog food. Like her Mom, Muffy has a slight weight problem, so she does get a few low-cal veggies to help fill her up. Brody needs to gain a few pounds, so we mix yogurt in with his kibble to encourage him to eat. As for the show…Brody had a fabulous Saturday and on Sunday Muffy did indeed win the biggest ribbon of them all! Oops! I have to go break up a puppy fight! Until next time…
