Reading Can Be Hazardous

If you want to know why reading can be hazardous to your health, the answer is at the end of this post. But first…there is still time to participate in the first Pals Paper Arts color challenge. Incorporating two of my favorite In-Colors (Bermuda Bay and Melon Mambo) with a touch of Chocolate Chip for added flavor, this week’s challenge is a treat to create. Mr. Linky will not close until Noon (CST) on Tuesday, with the Pals Picks being released on Wednesday. Of course, new challenges will always be announced at 5:oo am (CST) on Thursdays. Rumor has it that our second challenge will be a …Oops! You will just have to wait a few more days to find out!

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And now for the story you have been waiting for! I am sorry that I have no card to post today! I always feel guilty when I don’t make a card. But I do have a reasonable excuse…I have some “rib” issues! In a freak accident, I fractured a rib while reading in bed! I never knew that reading could be hazardous to your health. I was spending a few leisurely minutes reading before retiring the other evening. Of course, after a busy day of stamping, I was exhausted…so exhausted that I fell asleep with my book. Everything was fine until my husband was getting ready to leave for work the following morning. As is the routine, I rolled over to bid him goodby and rolled right onto the corner of the book, which jabbed me in the ribs. I suffered through the day before I admitted to myself that there really was something wrong. (You know how we women are!) I had a pretty good idea of what the problem was when it hurt to laugh, move, and breathe. This will be a story I’m sure will be passed down to future generations in our family! What a klutz! Until next time…

9 Comments

  1. Hazardous is right! I cracked a rib reading a book while lying down and laughing myself silly (Warning: The Yarn Harlot should only be read in a fully sitting or standing position and possibly with ribs strapped!).

    Take it easy, get better and don’t forget to blame your husband for the whole thing! 😀

    Hugs and blessings – Jean

  2. All my friends and fam call me Grace! I walk into walls. I have broken all toes but my two big toes. I have fractured fingers, etc. I don’t play sports, but I manage to get all kinds of injuries!

    You aren’t alone in the freak accident world!

  3. Just when you think you’ve heard it all, along comes a story like this! Rest up and get well soon!

  4. PS, love your “anonymous” post! Too cute!

  5. Best wishes for your speedy recovery, Ann! Need any reading material while you are down? The Stampin’ Up! 2009/2010 Idea Book and Catalog has a soft cover, so it won’t hurt you, children or pets! Take a look! 🙂 Hugs and Healing coming your way!!

  6. Oh Ann, how awful. I do relate, the silliest things happen in the strangest ways. Take it easy dear lady! Keep me posted on how your doing. Hugs,

  7. The book story is too funny. You deserve a break . . . take more time off to recover . . . it will make your return even more eventful! Hugs, M

  8. Oh, Ann, I can’t believe this happened to you. What a freak accident! Hope you feel better very soon. Please try to take it easy!

  9. Ann,
    I am so sorry that you got hurt! I hope you get well soon!
    Missy

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